Go with me here...... did i see one?

Surely you jest?! If you saw the fairy Princess Alendiela--known for her pale hair and icy blue eyes-- then you must be the mighty Dragon Slayer reborn! I highly suggest you immediately train in the classical arts of fencing, archery, heraldry, falconry, and chivalric literature, since a working knowledge of all these subjects will be required in four lunar turns. It is then that you will have to defeat the evil wizard Harthsickle and claim the fairy throne! Go with haste, young warrior, and God speed!